Get it Straight

Podcast

I think I’m just gonna use tumblr to publish(?) my podcasts that I’m starting. I will be opening it to guests eventually though. So yeah. Get on that.

Mon Dec 13
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I’m teaching him well

Tue Nov 9
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I like doing whatever the hell I want and never have to worry about anyone doing anything back to me ever. When they do, then shut down step number 2. It’s usually done after that. I always win. No one has ever really stood up to me and tried to take me down multiple multiple multiple multiple notches.

Kinda hope for that someday though.

Cause I’d fuck him up.

Sun Aug 22
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Fucking Dammit

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU!

No not you guys, but you fucking self degenerate bitch. Super fuck you. It pisses me off you are not event you anymore, yet you are still fucking yourself. I am not the one for games. MY FUCKING GOD. I don’t even know! Shit really, I don’t. OMG OMG. I can’t say this to you because of shit that I know. We’re on talking terms but not exactly at all. I’m tired of this. Why does it piss me off, even though we don’t even fucking talk.

THAT god damn smile

It just has to fix everything but fuck it all up doesn’t it?

I’ll Kill him. No I won’t, but fucking still. I hated those games. That was too long ago anyway

I think about it. It goes great. Then spoiler alert. It all goes downhill.

YOU KNOW FUCKING WHAT

You’re what broke me, why I was why I was, lost of dignity, going around for short sprints of ecstasy to replace none that there ever was. You made me who I turned out to be.Why couldn’t it just be all functional, just the fucking cat’s meow. Oh well. We’ll see.

I know I have

Pissed you off
Made you cry
Left you hinging upon my words
Fill with regret
Fucked it up only one to many times
Made you lose that fucking smile

AFTER ALL THAT, GUESS WHAT

I’m still glad that I found you.

Fri Jul 30
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S’been a while

Time to set the record with who I am right now.

How do you really feel about what you are doing right now at this exact moment? I feel okay, despite shit generally pissing me off.
What is your fondest childhood memory? Who was there? What was going on? My fondest childhood memory? Thats a joke. I was alive is what was going on
How comfortable are you in your home? Besides the cozyness supreme of my bed, I kinda am not comfortable what so ever.
How comfortable are you in your town/city? State? I love this town/city. Washington is dope. Kent is where I meet the people I can convey my extravagance to.
What kind of weather do you like? I like the kinda that I expected, but nobody else did.
Do you believe you can have your cake and eat it, too? Why or why not? Yes you fucking can. Purchase a cake, it is your damn property, do whatever the hell you want with it, like eating it.
What is one quality about your parent(s) that you really loved? I still love whatever they are doing the best they can.
What is one quality about your parent(s) that you really do not like? Yelling hella
Do you like what you are doing for money? Being my Dad’s son? That’s going good. I feel like a bum though.
What do you feel is your greatest skill? Charisma beyond belief
What do you feel is your greatest personality trait? When I don’t be an asshole.
Do you feel like anything in your life is holding you back from ultimate joy? List everything. Refusing to cut off “losers” from my life and still being nice to the homely. I secretly hate being nice to dorks no matter how much they may look up to me. I take that back. They look up to me, so I’ll endure.
Write a paragraph or two about your ideal weekend/time away from work. Include location, sights, smells, food, activities, and people. I’ll load up my luggage and head to Italy. The pasta and shit they got going on will smell pretty damn nice. The people will all be stunners. They will ask me to participate in that canoe shit they do. I’ll stay in a villa with like 34254 Italian chicks. I’ll do my best to make this more than just hopes and dreams.
How close are you in proximity to the people you absolutely adore the most? I think I’m at a point where I pay attention to detail, yet there is no application just yet.
What do you want out of life? Relationships, success, praise. And of course a little bit of negativity here and there.
How do you think people will remember you, when you die? With their fucking memories. How else do you remember shit. Woops, misinterpreted that. I think they will remember me as a classy man who had his share of flaws.
How do you want people to remember you, when you die? Classy man.
Write your epitaph - the sentence you would want to appear on your grave. I’m Sorry…
What is one thing you could do today, this week, this month, or this year to get a step closer to creating the legacy in #17? In every way possible be better at everything.
How do you feel about your home furnishings? They work
Do you have a hobby that you like to do but you don’t get paid for? What is it? Shutting motherfuckers down.
Does money hold you back from anything? What does it hold you back from? Be very specific. Getting electronics and clothes and etc.
What do you think of passionate people? They can learn a lesson or two from me.
Do you know anyone who you feel is living their dream? Who? What do they do all day and night? Be very specific. ANY PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE. They train I guess.
Do you think you can be completely satisfied living where you do right now? Never and always
What do you want to accomplish? Having everything just right
Do you want to change your career? Yeah, unemployed isn’t boding well
Do you wish you lived closer to a certain someone or group of people? OH HELL YEAH!!
Do you wish you lived in a foreign country or a far away state? no
What are three things that you do everyday that make you totally happy? Poop, talk to females, and eat
What do you want to pass on to your children? My charisma and shit
What is something you have never tried but would like to? Sex
Are there things in life you wish you could reverse or make right? Hell fucking yeah
Do you feel like you have enough money to live the way you want to? nope
Are you happy when you think about the upcoming day and all that it comes with? Sometimes
What do you find challenging? Some things
What do you find thrilling? Nothing
What are three memories you haven’t yet created but you would like to? First sexing time. Second time. Skydiving
Do you feel energized when you work? Depends
Do you feel creative when you work? Yeah
Describe what you consider work, and what you consider play. What are the differences? Boner
Do you feel blessed or lucky to wake up each day? How can you get to that point? Lucky. And the fuck?
If all of your debt was forgiven tomorrow, and you had a completely clean slate, what is the very FIRST thing you would change about your life? I don’t have debt
Where are three places you have always thought about living but never did? Not in my house times three
When do you want to retire? Soon
Is there an award or accolade you have always dreamed of winning or being recognized for? Being really good at secks
If you could learn how and money was not an issue, is there anything else you would do for work besides what you are doing now? Be specific. Magic
List three things you would immediately change about your work day if you were the boss (assumes you are not the boss). Only person allowed to have sex. Times three
List three things you would immediately start doing on the weekends if you had the money. Take a wild guess
Imagine it is a big holiday and you are with your loved ones and you are living what you truly love. When they ask what you have been doing, what do you say in reply? Being a boss